Tuesday, 8 February 2011

Monkey Magic!

Here's a sneaky peak at my new T shirt design that is in the works right now. Well, less of a sneaky peak and more full frontal nudity. The design is my interpretation of the old 'hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil' monkeys. Except in my version the poor monkey is having his ability to hear, see and speak abused by the little red fellow there with the horns. Evil, as well as being a fantastic life-choice, is also a reference to where I work in 'Evil From the Needle'.

Shirts will be available in white through a range of sizes from 'weasely crack head' to 'jabba and all the hutts'.


Anyone wishing to be kept in the loop as to when these things are going to become available can register their interest by mailing fortressofassassins at live dot com or contacting me on my face.

Book or on this here blog right here that you are seeing the sights of which I am showing you.

Shirts will be £20 and available from the shop very soon. I'll also take animal skulls and japanese monster toys in payment.

Friday, 4 February 2011

Scotland the Brave.

So another convention is happening at which i shall be pimping my hideous wares. On the 26th and 27th of March, the Corn Exchange in Edinburgh will be playing host to the first annual Scottish Tattoo Convention, where Scots will flock from miles around to rejoice in the wonders of tattooing and, I am led to believe; to exchange their corn. I'm not too bothered about the tattoo stuff but am VERY EXCITED with becoming fully aware of how and why my Hebridian brethren converge upon Edinburgh to loose themselves of grain and, in what manner of wonderment they are reciprocated.

After solving the mysteries of the corn, I am sure I will wish to celebrate by putting some wicked rad tat zaps on peeps. If you are a peep and would like to get one of these things what I do, then get in touch either via this blog or by sending magic letters to - fortressofassassins at live.com