Monkey Abuse

The EVIL T shirts have finally arrived! 8-colour screenprint on a cotton shirt softer than a pillow made of sandblasted babies ass-cheeks.

With the bonus of not actually having to deal with the mounting piles of mutilated, ass-less newborns. Or sand.

Go HERE to see about getting your filthy human meat fists on them!

Pools of Liver.

In the wake of the success of the Edinburgh convention, (thanks to everyone that got tattooed, tried to get tattooed, took stickers and business cards or said nice things about my work)I will (along with fellow Evil From the Needle tat-zapper Antony Dickinson) be attending this years 4th Annual Liverpool International Tattoo Convention! This year the convention is being held at the Liverpool Adelphi Hotel over the weekend of the 14th/15th of May and is shaping up to be a gay old time. In a Flintstones theme song sense, not a homosexual sense. Although Fred and Barney did seem to spend a lot more time with each other than with their wives...

ANYWAYS, as of RIGHT NOW I am accepting pre-bookings for the show! Otherwise I will be doing walk-ups, but only pieces from specially prepared flash sheets. These sheets will also include a couple of the designs from the Edinburgh flash that didn't get done, so if you missed out in Scotland, Liverpool is your chance to get that tat of the retarded kitten covered in piss or the dribbling,buck-toothed hobo.

New designs include:

Screaming electrocution victims! Baboons! Household objects made of MEAT!

...and other things that make you IMMORTAL* if you get them tattooed on you.

As always interested peeps can contact me via da BLOG, or by da EMAILZ - fortressofassassins at live dot com or by FRIDGE MAGNET ALPHABET.

Peas!




*Immortality is guaranteed up to point of death.

Sertraline Lean.

Doompig Presents - Danny Peanut's 'SERTRALINE LEAN'

Released today and available for FREE digital download, 'Sertraline Lean' is a 5-track EP of harsh noise, glitches, pops, squeals and distorted scat vocals from London's own DANNY PEANUT.

Click HERE to download your copy now!

Hoof School.

Danny Peanut's brand new EP 'Hoof School' is released TODAY available as a FREE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. Four tracks of warped noise fun! Follow the link below to grab yourself a copy.

Danny Peanut - Hoof School

Monkey Magic!

Here's a sneaky peak at my new T shirt design that is in the works right now. Well, less of a sneaky peak and more full frontal nudity. The design is my interpretation of the old 'hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil' monkeys. Except in my version the poor monkey is having his ability to hear, see and speak abused by the little red fellow there with the horns. Evil, as well as being a fantastic life-choice, is also a reference to where I work in 'Evil From the Needle'.

Shirts will be available in white through a range of sizes from 'weasely crack head' to 'jabba and all the hutts'.

Anyone wishing to be kept in the loop as to when these things are going to become available can register their interest by mailing fortressofassassins at live dot com or contacting me on my face.

Book or on this here blog right here that you are seeing the sights of which I am showing you.

Shirts will be £20 and available from the shop very soon. I'll also take animal skulls and japanese monster toys in payment.

Scotland the Brave.

So another convention is happening at which i shall be pimping my hideous wares. On the 26th and 27th of March, the Corn Exchange in Edinburgh will be playing host to the first annual Scottish Tattoo Convention, where Scots will flock from miles around to rejoice in the wonders of tattooing and, I am led to believe; to exchange their corn. I'm not too bothered about the tattoo stuff but am VERY EXCITED with becoming fully aware of how and why my Hebridian brethren converge upon Edinburgh to loose themselves of grain and, in what manner of wonderment they are reciprocated.

After solving the mysteries of the corn, I am sure I will wish to celebrate by putting some wicked rad tat zaps on peeps. If you are a peep and would like to get one of these things what I do, then get in touch either via this blog or by sending magic letters to - fortressofassassins at live.com

printy printy print prints.

This will be the first in a set of three A3 prints I will be making. Each print will be limited to a number of 20 and will be hand numbered and signed by yours truly (me). The one pictured here is titled 'Tex Encounters the Spectre of Death At the Edge Of Locust Woods'.

They'll be going for £20 each, or £50 for the set.

Just to make things a little more personal, I will, if you like, customise the prints at no extra charge! This customisation may, amongst other things, include me using glitter, markers, paint and various fluids squeezed from small mammals to decorate in whatever fashion I deem suitably AWESOME. 

I will be posting the other two prints in the series over the next day or so. 

Interested parties please get in touch via this blog or alternatively by sending an email to - fortressofassassins at live dot com.

Peas.